Description

7 reasons why you’ll look lovelier the instant a armageddon 8-ball T-shirt kisses your skin:

1. It’s a complete shirt! Creamiest art base and sheerest musical powder!
2. Puffs on in seconds! Stays on for hours!
3. Reflects light! Brightens away lines and shadows!
4. Contains lanolin!* Good for your skin!
5. Stains look perfectly natural! It’s The Lasters’ secret blend!
6. Improves your complexion by contrast!
7. Um…???

The new armageddon 8-ball T-shirt by THE LASTERS…apparel that keeps its promise.

GUARANTEE: If you don’t agree that a armageddon 8-ball T-shirt makes you look lovelier than ever before, oh well for you. It would probably help if you also bought The Lasters’ LP, BACK IN BLECH, available in five cover variations at intheredrecords.com.

.: designed by NoisiBoi
.: Spotify: tiny.cc/TheLasters
.: Bandcamp: tiny.cc/Lasters
.: Unisex
.: classic fit, crew neckline, tapped shoulders, no side seams, tear-away label
.: 100% ultra-cotton, sustainably sourced, ethically grown

*It doesn’t.